i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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