It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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