How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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