your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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