Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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