Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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