There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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