Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
50% drunk capacity currently
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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