Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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