Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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