physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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