he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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