my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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