Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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