No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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