Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Enjoy the penises
wow bdsm is so cute
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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