Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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