Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
P.S. I can't hear my feet
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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