tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
