Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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