I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
