In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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