i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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