So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Randomize
