the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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