I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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