I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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