no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
