I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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