I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i think my cat just said my name.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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