3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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