We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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