You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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