Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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