Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I have fence marks all over my body
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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