i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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