As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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