We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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