I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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