on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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