I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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