This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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