i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
