My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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