As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
How does it feel to date your dad?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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