There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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