that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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