He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
What a dumb baby whore.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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