I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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