you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
wow bdsm is so cute
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