HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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