Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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