batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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