he wants to bone in the snuggie
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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